Only 10 seconds in Aries cut out exclaiming that the whole thing is stupid and needs to be re-done. The museum has to be re-organized too, for that matter.
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Taurus
Declaring the undying love for art and museums, Taurus complains ceaselessly about the entrance fees and wanders away to look for a cafeteria.
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Gemini
Totally unable to choose “the right story,” Gemini constantly jump back and forth through the audioguide missing half of it. However, afterwards they will tell everyone that “they learned a lot!”
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Cancer
Cancer would tell everyone about the first time at a museum with his mother. And how much it affected his future life. And what his therapist says about it.
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Leo
Instead of listening to the guide, Leo will tell stories himself. Leo knows better!
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Virgo
Virgo asks a lot of contradicting questions, which causes severe arguments among other people. Will let people get at each other throats while standing on the sidelines observing quietly.
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Libra
Libra prefers a classic way to learn – who created, when commissioned, what is depicted, where was purchased. Also adores tragic romantic stories, will cry while listening to those.
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Scorpio
Distrusting the stories provided by the museum, Scorpio carries out own research. And woe to those who had given him the wrong information!
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Sagittarius
The Sagittarius feels right at home in a museum. Being a little too comfortable, is not afraid to speak its mind into everyone's business.
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Capricorn
Capricorn would apply for a job as a docent even if it is his first time at the museum. If this falls through, will try to sell a wonder knife to the guide.
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Aquarius
Aquarius will try to hit on a cashier or a security guard or…on anyone else around. Why waste a legitimate opportunity?
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Pisces
Being artistic and mysterious, Pisces would move into a museum if they could. Being unable to proceed with it, they are bawling their eyes out when left around artworks and stories about them.
